Antenna Artistry

Antenna Artistry

1 employee
2 years in business

About this pro

I think that this site is probably full of shit and more than likely will be bankrupt soon. If anyone really looking to become something better good for them, I'd help them, but for now I would just like my money back.

Every moment of this life is a blessing, I enjoy everything every day.

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Portland, OR 97216
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What is your typical process for working with a new student?

Hang out, drink mixed drinks, talk about something semi relevant to whatever it is that's relevant at 5he time. Maybe do some handstands or jumping Jack's to get the blood flowing. Throw rocks at stuff.

What education and/or training do you have that relates to your work?

Too many to list right now. I was born an artist and will die one.

Do you have a standard pricing system for your lessons? If so, please share the details here.

I charge by how much fun we have, this is scaled using the how much loss of time occured while the fun happened multiplied by the percentage of junk in the trunk that we used. I take that number and add it to the amount of gas I used to travel to the lesson site. If the sum of that amount is over 50$; I will offer sexual favors to bring the cost up to 120$ but if under I just suggest we have tacos. 

How did you get started teaching?

This guys says hey man, how is it you do what you do. I said, let me show ya. The rest was history. Can ya dig it?

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