Antenna Artistry

Antenna Artistry



I think that this site is probably full of shit and more than likely will be bankrupt soon. If anyone really looking to become something better good for them, I'd help them, but for now I would just like my money back.

Every moment of this life is a blessing, I enjoy everything every day.


1 employee
3 years in business
Serves Portland , OR

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    Hang out, drink mixed drinks, talk about something semi relevant to whatever it is that's relevant at 5he time. Maybe do some handstands or jumping Jack's to get the blood flowing. Throw rocks at stuff.

    Too many to list right now. I was born an artist and will die one.

    I charge by how much fun we have, this is scaled using the how much loss of time occured while the fun happened multiplied by the percentage of junk in the trunk that we used. I take that number and add it to the amount of gas I used to travel to the lesson site. If the sum of that amount is over 50$; I will offer sexual favors to bring the cost up to 120$ but if under I just suggest we have tacos. 

    This guys says hey man, how is it you do what you do. I said, let me show ya. The rest was history. Can ya dig it?

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